provocatoria:

hairyqueerkid:

glamour-ghouls:

wholelottadicks:

hideous-stridenasty:

faunafabula:

Pigbutt Worm or Flying Buttocks (Chaetopterus pugaporcinus)

A newly discovered species of worm found by scientists at the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute. The worm is round in shape, approximately the size of a hazelnut, and bears a strong resemblance to a disembodied pair of buttocks. Because of this, it was given a Latin species name that roughly translates to “resembling a pig’s rear.” The worms have also been observed floating with their mouths surrounded by a cloud of mucus.

 im trying so hard to think of something hilarious to say about this but i cant

all i can think is pigbutt

my entire brain is just pigbutt

this is a real animal that exists what kind of god would allow this to exist who thought of this

was that me was pigbutt worm my idea

god is actually michelle

ignoring the fact that this is objectively hilarious, do i seriously misunderstand the definition of the word worm

how on earth is this a worm

PIGBUTT. 

This made my fucking day. Laughing for the rest of forever.

Looks more like a buttgina to me…. how has no one noticed the huge vagina that is it’s mouth…. I am disappointed in you tumblrites….

(via everyonedies)

747 Notes  /  Reblog!

1. kinghermoso reblogged this from faunafabula
2. alex-android reblogged this from faunafabula
3. the-patient-zero reblogged this from everyonedies
4. kaibutsu-chan reblogged this from pklove
5. zeefster reblogged this from drtanner and added:

   brb loling forever

6. welcometosunnyhell reblogged this from pageofbreath
7. coffies reblogged this from still-king
8. bigsocialbutterfly reblogged this from still-king and added:

   What is this sorcery talk of hazelnut-sized floating buttworms? Where do these live?

9. pukingneoneels liked this
10. still-king reblogged this from everyonedies
11. aileententia reblogged this from everyonedies
12. digitalmeowmix liked this
13. scimmymunkeh liked this
14. theatreofthelivingmind liked this
15. laynnox reblogged this from mooglemaniac
16. mooglemaniac reblogged this from snakewife
17. rek liked this
18. snakewife reblogged this from faunafabula
19. koteddo liked this
20. natsukipostthings liked this
21. natsukipostthings reblogged this from sassy-gay-fire
22. milk-hime liked this
23. ugly-pretty liked this
24. ikoartx reblogged this from freesamuel
25. elfboi reblogged this from everyonedies
26. heartbreakisahorcrux reblogged this from everyonedies
27. d0llytrashion liked this
28. rawr-reptar reblogged this from mrschristman
29. mrschristman reblogged this from speakwithtranquility
30. lawlz21 liked this
31. speakwithtranquility reblogged this from everyonedies
32. capntrips reblogged this from droseattack
33. evenrobotseatburritos liked this
34. kayci-z-von-sweet liked this
35. happyfeminist liked this
36. eclecticpool reblogged this from everyonedies
37. captainbismark reblogged this from everyonedies and added:

    Looks more like a buttgina to me…. how has no one noticed the huge vagina that is it’s mouth…. I am disappointed in you...

38. viovennaviolet liked this
39. mozdok reblogged this from tofuboots
40. moonlightstrike liked this
41. zhavvorsa-anni-khaleesi liked this
42. zhavvorsa-anni-khaleesi reblogged this from tofuboots
43. green--street reblogged this from tofuboots
44. green--street liked this
45. everyonedies reblogged this from provocatoria
46. abakkus liked this
47. deliciouskaek reblogged this from provocatoria and added:

    Okay, science. You got me.

48. provocatoria liked this
49. provocatoria reblogged this from tofuboots and added:

    This made my fucking day. Laughing for the rest of forever.

50. Show more notesLoading...